Excerpts from the New Dictionary on Evolutionary Psychology Law of Thunder: Most powerful symbol known to man is the female body. Symbol Rot: A symbol that loses its meaning with time. My BAD: Most advanced magnetic resonance imaging machine in the world, used to video brain processes. Acronym for My Brain Activity Detector. The Unaware: Someone that is manipulated by symbols unbeknownst to them. Hyperwhite: An individual that enjoys overanalyzing current events, such as political contests, business markets, sports, and celebrity gossip. The Vibe: The characteristics of men that arouse a woman's inner desire. Zeit-vibe: Dominate male characteristics women are attracted towards for a given generation. Operation Long Term Solution: A secret CIA program to fight terrorism by increasing the intelligence levels and awareness levels of the human race through soft coercion. Ladies of the Desert: An all women's branch of the Freemasons, a secret order promoting sisterly love, dedicated to carrying out Operation Long Term Solution. Their main belief is that determining the genetic make-up of the next generation is the primary purpose of the spiritual community. Democratization of God: A belief that if democracy is going to flourish for thousands and thousands of years then our description of God needs to change.