This has got to stop! My homes keep getting destroyed, by whom you ask. Humans! They take their brooms and destroy my homes. Humans are confusing me with those pests that invade their homes. I keep out insects they are my dinner. I'm Mandy the house spider, I am very friendly I would make a great roommate. I know if humans get to know me and my story they will be more welcoming. "Where's My House?" is a story about me, Mandy, it tells the story of me trying to convince humans to be my roommate. After humans read this book I know that they will welcome my friends and family in their homes.