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Welcome to Anywhere - a world ruled by a cabal of wealthy psychopaths where might is right and money is king. A world where the system is rigged against you, from birth to death, and money and power flow only upwards, from the Ordinary People to the Greedy One Percent. who are Satan's Children. A world where journalists are professional liars and peddlers of propaganda. A world where politicians deceive with fake promises of 'change' and 'hope...

A selfish and self-obsessed woman suspects her young son is a 'falulah' (a 'falulah' is Anywhere slang that corresponds to words like 'queer' and 'faggot' in your world). Fearing the embarrassment of having a gay son and the threat to her precious Social Standing she conspires to have the child committed to The Asylum for the Strange and The Different - a bleak, nightmarish dumping ground for all those considered by society not to fit in. Wi...

Sex and scandal in suburbia! A 'Wax and Whips' spin-off! Having recently moved to a sleepy and incredibly dull village, Julia decides she needs to become more involved in the local community and joins the ladies book club. She quickly learns that the self-appointed group leader, Annabelle, runs the group with a rod of steel. The other ladies appear scared, unable to express themselves and have clearly been told not to talk to her. Feeling os...

Ann continues her journey through the world of online dating undaunted by her previous dating fails. In this final hilarious instalment will she find happiness and meet her Mr Uninhibited or will it be the usual pint of Guinness and a quicky in the pub car park? Join Ann as unmasks the infamous 'flamingo', comes face to face with the human centipede and learns the hard way that fidelity isn't assured. Will Ann finally succeed in her quest to b...

Anne is on a journey through the world of online dating. Her aim is to transform herself into an erotic goddess, achieve sexual enlightenment and find her own sexy Mr. Uninhibited. Join her on her hilarious trip as she discovers (amongst other erotic disasters) the 'joys' of dogging, does her bit for the Old Age Pervert (sorry, Pensioner!) community, experiences the horror of a full Hollywood wax and fields an avalanche of pics of blokes' priv...

Ann is flying headlong into her fifties. Newly single and menopausal she has a whole new set of problems to overcome.... Will she ever escape the curse of the delightful Camilla? How will she do dating in her fifties? And what on earth is Sylvia doing hanging from the ceiling? A delightful romp through middle-age told in Ann's customary blunt and humorous style. Follow her as she negotiates dating fifties style and laugh along as she discovers...

Curious Tales of Dogs, Magic and Mystery! One particular day Death was on his travels (collecting souls as always) when he came across a small, brown dog so full of love that even he, The Grim Reaper, was moved to tears. Elsewhere in Anywhere, Doreen the Dachsund begins an epic quest to find the Old Man in the Mountain. Who is he and why has he spent an eternity crafting the most beautiful shoes ever seen and why does he only ever make one of ...

Curious Tales of bad people getting what they really, really deserve (for once). Despite being warned by a Fairy not to do so, a wealthy and brutal man steals a thing of beauty from the Universe when he kills the last Unicorn: the Fairy curses him and he will pay a terrible price. Elsewhere in Anywhere, a group of Bankers consider it good 'sport' to murder a mother Troll and her children, unaware that in doing so they have signed their own dea...

Tales of endings, change and beginnings. In this collection of tales from Anywhere... The Souls of a Mother and her Son dance across a broad, bright blue sky with a complexity as intense and beautiful as the irresistible, flawless logic of a Mathematical Equation or the eye-catching wonder of a Murmuration Of Starlings. Nora-Lee finally breaks free of her domineering sister to become the person she was always meant to be and old lady begins a ...

Angel, Demon or God? the difference is not always clear... A cab driver's life is ruined when one of his fares turns out to be Satan in human form. A rich man is forced to confront the bleakness of his soul and we discover why Satan decided to invent the Internet - and other examples of The Devil's Demonic Ingenuity Meanwhile, out at sea, a boat packed with desperate refugees sinks and a frantic mother struggles to give her baby son a few ex...

Doreen, a dachshund who can talk, is given a shoe by a friendly cobbler. It is the most beautiful shoe she has ever seen. Seized by curiosity as to its maker, Doreen seeks advice from a wise dog-spirit who encourages her to go on a quest to discover who made the shoe and why. After a perilous journey, Doreen meets with a 'portadordeluz' - a magic boy who has been raised by Trolls. He tells her that the maker of her beautiful shoe is The Old Ma...